December 2011
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Dear Nicholas Sparks,
please stop writing things.
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I like euphemisms
Like euphemisms for death. My favorite is “bought the farm.” He bought the farm!
What happened to Kevin? He bought the farm, Jim. He’s Belly Up. He bit the dust! He cashed in-BIG TIME! He’s gone into the west. He’s off to meet his maker. He is stone. dead. takin-a-dirt-nap. turning up daisies. kicked the bucket. He wrote his epitaph....
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